Big story on the news last night... Jogger Attacked by Wild Turkey.
It got my attention.
In a city park, no less. Hmmm. What's going on with all of these turkeys all of a sudden? Aliens??
Seems an unwitting girl was just jogging along a trail in Highland Park, and a big turkey started attacking her. She fought back with her hat (of course!), and he eventually stopped chasing her and left her alone. The wildlife experts at the zoo thought perhaps a male turkey was out cruising for a mate.
Next thing ya know, we'll be seeing wild turkeys at weddings, trying to catch the bride's garter, or at dance clubs... doing the Turkey Trot.
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I had a friend in college who accidentally spilled beetle pheromone on himself at work (he's a biologist). For about a year, male beetles would come from far and wide to land on him and flirt!
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